The Dirty Carols

DONKEY TOUR
2018

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We are The Dirty Carols.

we sing funny and rude lyrics to songs you know.

 

 

 
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So very rude

 
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listen

 
 
 
 
 
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The Dirty Carols are....

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Elizabeth Molineux

Our Elizabeth

Some say she worked as an international spy. Others say she worked in IT. Whatever her background, we know that Eliz is a little too handy with a camera and keeps the other Dirties in line with her attention to detail and a work ethic that makes Thomas Edison look like a total waster.

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Lorna Bannister

Our Lorna

Lorna is a thwarted fine artist whose resentment of other fine artists is inversely proportional to the effort she puts in to doing any art. Living in hippy squalor, Comet Lorna sheds a trail of old fag ends, joss sticks and tie-dye knickers on each trip to the fridge for another wee drinkie. Lorna is clever at painting and will dab you with gilt if you don’t run fast enough. 

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Louise Etheridge

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Sandrine Urvoy

Our Louise

Rejecting a multitude of proper jobs,  Louise spends her days conserving her energy, writing unpleasant poetry (ahem, see footer) and lists that start with things like “If I had a pack of magic bears, I would…..”. Louise is not bad at writing funny lyrics and she enjoys a lovely sprint. She was once nicknamed “The Rocket.” 

 

Our Sandrine

Sandrine was just six weeks old when we found her under a Waitrose shopping trolley and we’ve raised her as our own. She’s grown up to be a bonny, strong lass with an unnatural penchant for bouncy castles and, inexplicably,  a French accent.